America’s Next Top Model’s Miss J to pen Self-Help Book

I can’t stop watching America’s Next Top Model but if I did it would be because “Miss” J nauseates me. “He” is so painful to watch.  The stylish douche’s book will include “inspiring advice, life lessons, and self-esteem coaching for all women” with Miss J’s “colorful anecdotes.” Who do they plan to read this? His voice is like nails on a chalkboard. What qualifies him to give life advice to girls? I know you want to be one Miss J, but you’re not. NOT NOT NOT!! Yes, you may be a runway Diva but please don’t think I will listen to you about anything other than to take bigger strides at a slower pace. How could anyone listen to you when you look like this…

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